This Father’s Day, let’s celebrate all those classic dads out there! Every man is different, but somehow dads are all the same. If your dad is anything like these classic dads, then join the club and celebrate Father’s Day the right way!
Classic Dad #1:
Always locked and loaded with the, roll your eyes, not really funny, but actually a little funny, Dad Joke! Where do dads hear these jokes? Do they have a secret chat room where they share them with each other? Are they actually thinking them up all by themselves? They must be printed somewhere deep in the newspaper, since they are the only ones who read newspapers anymore. The secrets lie within.
If you want to give your dad a gift this year, laugh at his dad joke. Then, tell him a dad joke back. He can use it later on some unsuspecting relative or friend, and think of you fondly.
Classic Dad #2:
Always pinching pennies and proud of how much he saved on bananas at the supermarket (even though his wife asked him to get oranges). When you are trying to raise a family, money can get tight at times. Someone has to look out for the budget, but why does Dad take such pride in the littlest saving?! Of course, they always harass you about your money too. But, without those tightwad dads in our heads every time we shop online, we would probably spend so much more. In the end, value is the name of game.
For Father’s Day, give him the gift of pride by showing him how smart you have been with your money. Show him your Ha-Ra Mach 6 Glove. He will be so proud of you for buying such a practical item.
Classic Dad #3:
Always ready to grill anything. He is the King of the Grill. If it were up to him, he would grill everything. He loves standing there with his beer and has his special method for cooking the meat just right! If this is your dad, you have probably got him every kind of grilling accessory that exists over the years of gifts.
And, even though he says the black tar covering the griddle adds flavor, that grill should be cleaned occasionally. This year, give him something that really works. Gift him the Ha-Ra Viva Ultra Cloth. Your dad and your stomach will thank you!
Classic Dad #4:
Always working never cleaning. He is always busy working; he never has time to participate in the cleaning. He doesn’t like cleaning. (Although, let’s be honest, does anybody really like cleaning?) We live in new age, a new world, cleaning is not just a woman’s job.
Just like he got your mom her own screwdriver and hammer, it’s time to get him his own cleaning tools. The Ha-Ra Kitchen Kitchen Kit is a perfect way to get him started. He will feel special with these high tech cleaning products that are so much better than that dirty old rag.
Classic Dad #5:
Always loving us no matter what happens. Always there for us in our times of need. Always a perfect balance to our mothers. Always the greatest dad in the whole wide world!
Ha-Ra celebrates all the dads and father figures out there getting us through these crazy times. If you’re not sure what to get your dad this year, Ha-Ra is here for you. And if you are a dad reading this, thank you for everything you have done for your family all of these years. Happy Father’s Day!